DannyBoyinExile

My wife recently sent my cousin a picture of us together (me and my wife, I mean). He had the audacity to write me back and say, “SOMEBODY looks fat in this picture…”
I’m like, “Yeah – but she’s my wife, so don’t make fun of her!” (just kidding) Actually she sent him an older picture of us. Not that I was fat then, either, but it was a picture taken through the glass – and the reflection DID cause both of us to look a little larger than we really are.
So (of course) with all the modern technology at her disposal, she quickly photoshopped the picture of herself out, replaced it with one she liked better – and left ME to look fat… (Well, I love you too!) haha
So I’m sharing these images that were taken at my last video visit, to prove that: a) I haven’t grown obese in my old age, and b) clearly I’m better looking than Johnny Depp – or she’d have simply edited ME out of the picture, and replaced me with him! (I’ll take that as a compliment – even if Johnny Depp wouldn’t.)
I’m alive and well on the Wynne Unit. Thanks to all of you for taking the time to read what I have to say. Life is what you make it (in here as well as out there), so we should all make it the best that it can be. So says DannyBoy.